How to make eggs

To be honest I am really concered if you are actually looking at this to make eggs. Like this is one of the easiest things someone can make, like you can't mess it up. I learned how to make eggs when I was like 8 how hard can it be? Cooking is really necessary so if you don't know how to even make eggs maybe just go out and reflect on your life choices and pick up a cook book and tsy making something for a change.

Ingredients

• Eggs (duh)
• Butter
• Frying Pan
• Chopsitcks
• Stovetop
• Salt
• A bowl

Directions

1. Crack 1-3 eggs (egg per serving) into the bowl
2. Put salt in the bowl to your prefernce
3. Whisk the egg and salt with chopsticks until the whole thing looks light yellow
4. Put your frying pan on a stovetop and turn it up to medium heat
5. Then place your butter on the frying pan and push it around with your chopsticks until the butter melts and is spread around the pan evenly
6. Slowly pour the egg mixture on the bowl and very carefully mix it around with chopsticks
7. Once the mixture looks like it is about to get cooked intensly move it around with chopsticks until it looks scrambled
8. Put eggs on a plate and season it to your liking
9. Then serve your disappointing to people who might care

Source

My brain, I know how to cook eggs. This is the bare minimum.